Just a quick note on something that happened this weekend.
This past weekend I spent a good deal of time with my nine year old cousin. He's a good kid and I think we had a lot of fun. I have Nintendo thumb for the first time in years and I was schooled in Mario Kart. I'm still bitter about that, but he set it to 150cc. THAT'S TOO FREAKIN' HARD! I kicked ass at 50cc and occasionally forgot that you have to actually move the controller to stear instead of using the up/down buttons (muscle memory from nearly TWENTY years ago does not go away). Anyway, as we were leaving my house to go pick his parents up from the airport, I heard this odd noise. Now we're standing on the street and walking to the car. He asks me what the noise is, and I suddenly realize that one of my fantastic neighbors is watching PORN. Not just watching porn, but watching it with the volume FULL BLAST. WHO DOES THAT?! So there I am with a nine year old asking me what that noise is. I do what anyone in that situation would do and told him that I think it's someone exercising and that he needs to get in the car or we're going to be late. He shut the door just as a steady stream of expletives as well as a question as to whether someone was enjoying the "excercise" poured from a window.
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE! I do NOT need to hear your porn NOR do I need to explain it to a nine year old. Mr. Pornasaurus Rex, YOU SUCK (and you need to get better porn because that sounded horrible and low production value).
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