Unpublished works!

Wow, so I wrote this whole post back in August and realized, just now, that I never hit the "publish" button. Don't judge me people. Life is hard! Just be happy you don't have to live inside my brain, too.

So without further ado, a months old post that is new to you so you should enjoy it:)


---Shoes for One, or Thanks Mom

I've had my eye on a pair of shoes for most of the summer. I covet them, and while they're not too expensive, they're rather frivolous. I find myself more in need of work-friendly shoes. Sturdy, water/fluid resistant, and comfortable when standing for hours on end... aka, not super fun and usually on the ugly side. I know that when push comes to shove, I will spend my hard earned money on the work shoes.

Like many people out there, I have a job, and most of the time I do enjoy it. I'm budgeted down to the last penny though and I miss the carefree days when I made enough to cover all my expenses and buy any shoes I wanted (in my defense the shoes I wanted were always either a new pair of Vans or Chuck Taylors... I still want them).

The other night I was having a pity party while doing bills (I think that's really the only kind of party you can have while doing bills. Bills + pajamas = the most boring pajama party ever, OR just a Monday night doing bills for me). I like to have the TV on in the background while working (I don't do well with total silence. If I went to the library to study, I spent most of the time reading the graffiti on the study carrel and wondering whether Michelle and Dave have been together 4-evah or if Erin really was a slut). We've entered the Back to School season, so the commercials hocking all sorts of things that every school age child must have are incessant. I stopped mid-calculation when a commercial for shoes appeared. 45% Off!!! Children were bounding through the air! Mom's were smiling and lacing sneakers! Skinny jeans and skateboards were everywhere! Life was good and I thought how I could take advantage of such a spectacular sale and get the shoes I've wanted. I could buy MY shoes, which often look like a 15 year old would also buy and no one would be the wiser. I don't have to buy shoes for anyone but me.

That's when it hit me... no one but me. It wasn't sadness that hit me, it was the realization that I don't have to worry about buying shoes for my kids. I don't have any. I don't have to panic about where the money will come from for shoes I have to buy for my kids, knowing that they'll likely outgrow them in six months. It was at that moment that I felt the anxiety that my mother must have felt for years. I know we didn't have much money after my dad left, but we made do. I wondered how many pairs of shoes she didn't buy for herself and I thought about how I always had a nice new pair of shoes on the first day of school.

I called my mother to tell her about my revelation and to ask her how she did it. Her reply was "I still have no idea, but we did alright." I explained how I want a new pair of shoes, but don't have the extra money for non-essentials at the moment. She offered to send me a check, but I told her no. I wasn't calling for help but to tell her thank you for wearing shoes that had seen better days so that I could have the latest kicks. She got a little teary and we had a wonderful conversation. I hung up feeling better about life.

I'm thankful that I don't have to worry about other peoples' shoes at the moment, but I'm also thankful that I never had to worry about shabby shoes on the first day of school. Thanks, Mom.

Stop, Shop, and Roll

Near work and very near home exists a grocery store. This store is part of a very well know chain in the New England area, but this store is, how you say, low rent. Example: There is a prominent sign above the hot food bar that tells patrons that they cannot use their food stamps to buy food from the hot bar. I don't want this to sound elitist that I mention this, but seriously?! That food is crazy marked up. Use the stamps to buy food that is not over priced and significantly better for you. That and I just don't see how fried plantains that have been sitting under a heat lamp for five plus hours are appetizing.

This post doesn't have much of a point, but just a general feeling of "whaaaaat?" that I experienced this past weekend.

I'll start with the sign that was next to the Stop Diabetes table. It read: "Famous Diabetes People" where People was a complete afterthought. Now, perhaps I'm a stickler about such things, but I believe the term they were looking for was "Diabetics." Further more, if you're trying to stop people from developing diabetes, shouldn't you know the proper terms? Also, not to malign those people with type I Diabetes, but that's an autoimmune disease. You can't prevent that, at least not yet. I would try to focus more on type II DM. These people were all about Mary Tyler Moore, who has type I. I enjoy MTM, but let's face it, she's not really well known by the younger crowd. They should have picked that Jonas brother with type I (I hang my head in shame for knowing that).

After standing and judging the fake doctors in white coats discussing 1970's television stars, I moved through the produce section only to be met with a flood from the seafood case. I can't express the grossness of this. The flood puddle was too wide to jump and I was not about to walk through it and be stuck with the scent of fish juice on my new Converse sneakers. I gave my cart an extra good push and jumped on the back for a ride, thus fording the river of disgustingness. I safely bailed before I hit the bacon case and my Chucks were unsullied.

Cart surfing was exciting (BTW Who are these people that call carts "buggies"? Are you 90? Do you bring your food home and put it in the icebox?), but then my trip took a turn for the infuriating. I kid you not, in nearly every aisle there was a shopper using one of those motorized shopping carts. I get it, you need it, but do you have to take up the whole aisle???? I just want some milk and Golden Grahams (mmmm, Golden Grahams). At one point, two motocarts were at either end of the aisle. For a moment I thought they would joust! Sadly, they did not, but they did succeed in knocking over an Adobo display. I was sure that there would be some flavorless chicken dishes later that evening.

I made it to the checkout counter after an exceedingly long time. Thankfully, the check out procedure was relatively painless. I purchased my items and went home. Next time, I think I'll be hitting up the other grocery store. I don't need this kind of excitement when I'm trying to decide between smoked gouda or extra sharp cheddar.

East Coast vs. West Coast, Beyond Tupac and Biggie

I've recently returned from a trip to visit my mother. As many of you know, she's in Oregon. Each time I visit Portland, I realize just how much of an East-coaster I am. I walk brusquely, on the RIGHT side of the sidewalk/hall/etc. I don't often make eye-contact with strangers. I will hold the door for you, but I greatly appreciate it when people hurry to get to the door so that I'm not standing there forever. I have places to be. Most importantly though, I do NOT talk with strangers on the bus/train.

I realize that this may seem incredibly rude, but let me explain. In Boston, there exists a healthy dose of skepticism when it comes to the motivation of others. Perhaps this derives from our age as a city, or the often brutal temperatures, or the fact that we were founded by Puritans who were pretty much skeptical bastards, but I'm just going to chalk it up to the fact that we're on the east coast. If someone were to sit down next to me and strike up a conversation, I would instantly think that they're trying to rob me. When I'm in Portland, without fail, someone will turn to me and start chatting. My initial reaction to this is a blank, awkward stare. Am I truly that much of a kurmudgeon? I don't think so. I know that with the right people, I can talk a blue streak, but when a perfect stranger decides to talk to me, I can barely remember my own name. Portlander's seem to do this with ease. Is it a nature or nurture situation? No idea.

I've kicked around the idea of moving west for while and wonder if I would fit in. Would I be too unfriendly? Would they consider me rude? Would I care? I'm pretty sure that I can fit in anywhere given time to adjust, but there's a part of me that enjoys the pluckiness of my current city. I like the hustle and bustle. I feel like a local. I think that's just it. When you truly feel at home, you love even the rough edges. I think that's what I love the most. For now, I am content to zone out with my headphones in watching the city roll by my window. Maybe one day I'll find that in a different city, who knows?